Tuesday 6 March 2012

the headless

There are a lot of people waltzing around with no heads on- which is easy to explain why they aren’t wearing helmets either. These rare breed are unfortunately growing more abundant, perhaps they are the enriched offspring of the headless condom users, condoners of the pull out method or the client of the abortion birth control plan. Either way, they are multiplying and are even mutating breeds; aside form the motorcycling helmet holders you have the cigarette smoking pollution mask wearers (at least they believed in something), and I certainly cant forget the ever popular but entirely outdated and old fashioned public child abusers- if you are going to slap a 5 year old child in the face for talking back to you; why don’t you talk to your hand and find out exactly where he got his attitude from.


6/16/2009

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