If you’re reading this then the position has already started. Don’t mind the people around you they are all involved! All you are really going to need, is a steady hand and a toothy smile. You can never be too cautious so put on your helmut you carry around with you. Ok… is it on. Good!
Remember Tanya Harding?… Haha of course you do. Silly question. Well this might hurt a little more than a run in with her, but if you can pull it off you will sail into second place, similar too Nancy Kerrigan.
To begin with, are you a woman or man? O.K. being that you said _______(insert sex); the person standing closest to you, yes, the one running right at you this exact moment, is seconds away from leaping into your arms (so quickly finish this article to properly execute this manouver). In mid air you have to catch this person in a pendulem like swing, bending your knees to take pressure off the blow, and swing the body behind your back. As the body is rounding its rotation, hoola hoop the body so the legs are now parallel your shoulders. To others you might appear to be the letter H, and an initial side effect would be hooting, and I believe to my consensus, hollering will shortly ensue.
No more short-cummings for you and your mate.
Stay prompt and sexy!!
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