out with steve

The pigeon landed

To eat bread

But ended up

With its insides

Splattered across the street

This is the only time

I had seen bread

Win a fight

Excuses are for gooses.

Girls are like books;

Sometimes you pick one up

Read a few pages

And find out you are not interested

So you put it down

And pick up a new one.

Machine coffee?

Only got 2 coins- they’re yours!

Live around here?

Yep, over in Noksapyeong!

Want to get a room?

Nope, I’m pipin’ good mam!

Do you want to watch?

Well….

Headed legs

Parade spy bar

With eyes in the clouds

Scanning sculpted jaws

And vintage Mickey Mouse Ts

My friend Steve cuts a rug

And left wounded

Realizing he’s been stepped on