diggin me?

Illegitimate

Stay ill but I’m still considerate

Not the type of cat

To lay back and smoke a cigarette

Got weed?

Let me get a hit of it

Oh shit!!

Here come the cops

Better get rid of it

Ahh, it’s just the campus security

Lights and whistles

Really don’t worry me

Any who

I’m in a hurry

The shows early

Mixing curry

With my mushroom tea

Finished off a J

So k, l, m, n, o, p

Ya digging me

Like diamonds from the mother land

My mother took my hand

And made me kick my father’s hand

Oh so much for the inheritance

Off his wife too

Cause the money

We’re not sharing it

Oh that hoe held more gold

Than pirate ships

That lying bitch

Claiming bankruptcy

Was her clients wish

But I won’t snitch

As long as I get rich

Like Kobe Bryant’s bitch

Mixing wife-ins with tag-ins

Toss em in the middle of the ring

Like Bilbo Baggins

Double bag it

Or you’ll have bugs in your hair

That aren’t funny like magic rabbits

At the docs office

Swearing you glad wrapped it

Sure you fat bastard

Ill believe that when pigs fly

At that very second

A blt just whizzed by

They took it as a miracle

And broke out in their lord I’s

Never religious men

It was a site for sore eyes

I wish Jesus was at this party

Turning water to more wine

But he’s upstairs fucking

Two whores that are damn fine

At the same time

I don’t know how this man do it

I take time with my girls

And he just runs through it

If I could learn his tricks

I’m bound to be a shoe in

And I could put more Knicks on my headboard

Than Patrick Ewing