bum song

Its been a long day at work

Now im going to hit the bar

Called up a couple of friends

Now  were going to ditch the car

Parked then sparked a j

Small talk Hey!

How was your day?

Then walked away with nothing much else to say

Just wanna get drunk and play

Listen to funk and sway

Like palm trees

With the lights beaming on me

Im kinda feeling like a zombie

Walking around in this crowd

Packed tight bodies surround me

Inching my way to the bar

Is probably where youll find me

Cause I could sure go for a drink right now

Raise your drinks in the air

Then drink em all down

Head back to the bar for a second round

Then do it again if youre feeling this sound

I can feel the music inside of my body

Golly miss molly

Ive embodied the jolly persona of a goner

4 drinks

5 drinks

6 drinks gone

Gonna hit the dance for to get my mack game on

I start pushing people around

And swinging my arms

I gotta little beer on my shirt

But I still got charm

I cant see too straight

But im searching the place

To find a fine girl

Bring her home and call her my ace

Look her up and down

I wanna eat her like steak

Shes a rare kind of breed

But I love how they taste

So I slide up to her and get right in her face

And lay down a couple of lines

To put her in her place

Hey girl I really want to make you cum

And you smell pretty too,

Want a stick of bubble gum

Lets go back to my place

I really need to get some

And then I reached around down her skirt

And tried to grab her bum…

Slap
I said why'd the hell you do that?
She said that shes a human
And doesn't approve of these rude acts
For real? But I only grabbed your bum
I wanted your attention
And it too loud in this club
Well just because you want me bad
doesn't mean you get my love
Now you're a fucking creep
and you'll never get these humps
What you should have done is say Hi!
Like a normal guy
Asked me aside
grab a drink and talk a while
Maybe even share a dance
and put your hands up on my side
And if the mood was right
We could have went home tonight
But your passed that dude
now you're on a solo ride
and that's too bad too
cause your a pretty cute guy