gotta love the nana

1 )Foot in mouth:

Sit I do

My shoe by shoe

With back askew

I chew my food

Chew it right

Ten times each bite

My grandma fights

In her sleep at night

How does she know

 I’m eating so?

Cause you’re sleeping Joe

And eating your own toe

Ohh!

2) Grandma says:

My grandma says

She loves me much

My grandma says

With loving touch

My grandma says

Be careful boy

My grandma says

It’s not a toy

My grandma says

Don’t hit the ball

My grandma says

And shouts her call

My grandma says

You’ve hit his head

My grandma says

I think he’s dead

My grandma says

What have you done?

I didn’t hear you grandma

I was having fun