gotta love the nana

You make great brisket

And I love your matzah balls

I can’t wait to visit you

At  your house over the hol’s

The last drop I’ll lick it

Till the soups gone from my bowl

I love my nana

Potato latkes

By the dozen

Serve them up for

All the cousins

Apple sauce

With homemade loving

I love my nana

Kinadelach

Yeah, that’s right

Gifilta fish

That’s outa sight

rugalach

That will beat the plight

I love my nana

You’re always in the kitchen

Every holiday

Cooking and baking until the break of day

While we wait outside mouths watering

Waiting for you to say

Foods ready everyone

Now it’s time to say

Shabat

What What! (It’s Friday night)

Passover

What What! (I need some bread)

Yom Kippur

What What! (Day of Atonement)

Rosh Hashana

What What! (Happy New Year)

Hanukah

What What! (Fuck Christmas)

Sukot

What What! (Where’s the lu-lov?)

Birthdays

What What (All I need is love)

Bris

What What! (You gotta trim that penis)

Bar mitzvah

What What! (Here’s your gift sir)

Bat Mitzvah

What What! (One more time)

Anniversaries

What What! (Congratulations)

Funerals

What What! (Respect the life)

Weekdays

What What! (Just because)

Late night munchies

What What! (Were only human)

So the next time you’re hungry

And you’re about to make a samich

Put that shit down and call

Your badass motha-fucking nana’s