the game

Man, this is loving made easy

And if you don’t see it

Then your girls going to see me

And if you don’t believe me

Well I saw it on TV 
And if it happened before

Well, that’s called a repeat

So if you’re looking to meet a girl tonight

Here are a few tips

To keep your game tight
Instead of bombing youre blowing up like dynamite

On your next flight

To the land of the sting or the bite

First things first

You’ve got to step to her

You’re not making any ground

Standing there just checking her

But if you stare to long

You’ll make a spectacle

And go home with a pair of testicles

So once you made your move

And you’re side by side

Don’t play the same role

As “Hi, I’m a nice guy”

Say something funny

And slide on by

Leaving her with thoughts of you

Riding through her mind

But don’t be gone for too long

And let a good thing pass

Cause now she’s thinking you’re a good guy

Who ain’t about ass

But a cool kind of fellow

Who could make things last

Here’s a word of advice

Leave the one-liners in the trash

Now, you’ve got a couple options

Depending on the girl

And whether she’s in a crowd

Or in her own little world

First moves to break the ice

And try to get her to unfurl

Whether she’s looking for a diamond necklace

Or a pearl

If she’s in a crowd pay the least attention to her

She’ll be thinking

“Why isn’t he talking to me, am I a loser?”

But that’s when you poke fun

And start to abuse her

Like, “You have a boy’s haircut!”

Just to confuse her

Once you have teased her enough

Its time to pull her aside

Put out your hand

If she grabs back

Well that’s a sign

Share a laugh

Rub her back

But don’t forget to leave the liners behind

Like, “You’re a queen; want to come back to my beehive?”

It’ll just get you slapped

And given shady looks

So save the lines for the corners

Where you’re playing them hooks

So wherever you’re looking

Stick to the books

And soon you’ll be stealing girls from guys

Like some sort of crook

The keys not to keep it real

But to keep it right

So it depends if you’re looking for a girl

Or a piece of ass tonight

Looking to lay some ground

Or looking to lay some pipe

Looking for wake up sex

Or looking for break up fights

But when it comes down to what you say

You’re on your own

And when it comes to the game

I left the book at home

Cause I’m here on stage

And I got rules of my own

And they are flawless man

I’m never leaving here alone

summer 2007